Key Facts
- ✓ The collection includes sentences about the death and possible resurrection of workplace loyalty
- ✓ Gen Z is described as the avocado-toast-loving, brunch-obsessed generation now taking control
- ✓ Steve Bannon is characterized as a disrupter who draws the line at disrupting God
- ✓ Bryan Johnson is identified as a 48-year-old centimillionaire longevity influencer who measures nocturnal erections
- ✓ Job applications in 2025 are described as statistically equivalent to hurling resumes into a black hole
Quick Summary
A compilation of memorable sentences from 2025 captures the essence of business, technology, and cultural discourse. The collection spans topics from workplace evolution to generational conflicts and technological disruption.
Key themes include the transformation of professional environments, the rise of artificial intelligence, and shifting social dynamics. The sentences reflect a year marked by uncertainty, innovation, and changing societal values.
Workplace and Technology Trends
The year 2025 revealed significant shifts in how people approach work and technology. Sentences captured the decline of traditional workplace loyalty and the emergence of new professional norms.
Notable observations include:
- Even workaholics have stopped working on Fridays
- Job applications have become statistically equivalent to sending resumes into a black hole
- The "W" in WFH (Work From Home) is increasingly viewed with skepticism
Artificial intelligence remained a dominant topic, with researchers actively preparing for potential AI-related catastrophes. The sentiment that "everything's casino, and you're either getting in on the action or getting left behind" reflects the high-stakes environment of modern business.
Technology's influence extended to social dynamics, with one observation noting that "when everything seems like a scam, it's easier to justify becoming a scammer."
"It was impossible to date as a lesbian in Japan"
— Unnamed individual
Generational Conflicts and Cultural Commentary
Generational tensions emerged as a central theme, with Gen Z described as potentially the most rejected generation in human history. Despite this, the avocado-toast-loving, brunch-obsessed generation is now taking control of major institutions.
Millennials have expressed dissatisfaction with this transition, while Gen Xers feel overlooked in the cultural conversation. The sentiment "OK, boomer" persists, even as the meme itself has passed its peak.
One individual noted, "In all my preparation, I failed to consider that my story would piss off an entire other cohort: Gen Xers."
Cultural commentary extended to wealth and privilege. A centimillionaire longevity influencer described watching Disney Channel movies and realizing, "They're the bad guys. We're the bad guys." This reflects broader questions about what it means to be a "good" rich person in contemporary society.
Social Norms and Personal Experiences
Personal narratives highlighted evolving social landscapes. In Japan, one individual found it impossible to date as a lesbian, while another observed that "you cannot truly be fulfilled as a man and be in education for long."
Sexual and social norms continued to shift, with some sources noting that certain groups favor:
- Legalization of drugs
- Long hair styles
- Homosexuality, fornication, or what they term indiscriminate sexual behavior
Unconventional lifestyle choices gained attention, including a centimillionaire who measures his overnight erections and compares them to his son's. During a psychedelic mushroom trip, he sat with his business partner in a spiritual guide role.
The collection also included more extreme perspectives, such as "I like throwing weird orgies, and I'm like — well, we're going to die. What's a weirder, more intense, crazier orgy we can do? Just do it now."
Other memorable moments included a makeshift curtain made from a plaid shirt, dubbed "The Shirtain™" by a friend, and the description of "TBPN" as an "existence proof of heaven."
Political and Philosophical Perspectives
Political discourse featured prominently, with Steve Bannon described as a disrupter who, unlike Elon Musk, draws the line at disrupting God. One commentator labeled him a "techno-feudalist" and stated, "We are on the side of the human being."
Philosophical observations about aging and purpose emerged, with one person noting, "I see people retire and sit down and die." This reflects concerns about maintaining vitality and purpose in later life.
Media consumption habits also evolved, with one lawyer admitting to following a personality "more than her journalism." The same individual requested to be identified as "handsome, successful, and Jewish."
Business practices faced scrutiny, particularly regarding product quality. The phrase "It's a problem when the dogs won't eat the dog food" encapsulates concerns about declining standards.
Language itself showed signs of evolution, with "Ew" morphing into "oorah" in certain contexts, and "eggs-cuse-flation" emerging as a term for price increases justified by various excuses.
"You cannot truly be fulfilled as a man and be in education for long"
— Unnamed source
"When everything seems like a scam, it's easier to justify becoming a scammer"
— Unnamed source
"Everything's casino, and you're either getting in on the action or getting left behind"
— Unnamed source
"It's a problem when the dogs won't eat the dog food"
— Unnamed source
"I failed to consider that my story would piss off an entire other cohort: Gen Xers"
— Unnamed source
"I follow her personality more than her journalism"
— Lawyer identified as 'handsome, successful, and Jewish'
"He's a techno-feudalist. We are on the side of the human being"
— Unnamed source
"I see people retire and sit down and die"
— Unnamed source
"I was watching Disney Channel movies in that era of 'Richie Rich.' And I was like, 'They're the bad guys. We're the bad guys.'"
— Unnamed source
"They're the people who are most in favor of legalizing drugs. They're in the favor of long hair. They're the people most in favor of homosexuality or fornication or indiscriminate, shall we say, sexual misbehavior. Everybody knows what's going on"
— Unnamed source
"I look at 'TBPN' as an existence proof of heaven"
— Unnamed source
"I like throwing weird orgies, and I'm like — well, we're going to die. What's a weirder, more intense, crazier orgy we can do? Just do it now"
— Unnamed source
